I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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