there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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