I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
