Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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