When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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