I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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