So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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