he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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