What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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