i think my tv is drunk
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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