If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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