:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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