Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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