Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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