nut hugger
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Randomize
