Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
not ubering you a puppy
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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