Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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