the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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