I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
