Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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