When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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