did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
