it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Randomize
