maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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