nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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