Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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