Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think I am morally bankrupt
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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