you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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