awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
