yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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