fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm at about main and main street
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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