Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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