Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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