Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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