Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I think my nap took me to another dimension
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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