Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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