Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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