I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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