No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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