The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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