Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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