its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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