I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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