I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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