If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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