so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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