Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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