I must be too annoying 4 u.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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