i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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