i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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